{"id":321,"date":"2025-09-03T16:37:00","date_gmt":"2025-09-03T16:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/good-worldwide.go-vip.net\/upworthy\/2025\/09\/03\/90s-kids-lies-parents-told-them-ex1\/"},"modified":"2025-09-03T16:37:00","modified_gmt":"2025-09-03T16:37:00","slug":"90s-kids-lies-parents-told-them-ex1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/goodinc.com\/qa-upworthy\/2025\/09\/03\/90s-kids-lies-parents-told-them-ex1\/","title":{"rendered":"Millennial shares the lies that every kid&#8217;s parents told them in the &#8217;90s"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Children believe everything their <a href=\"https:\/\/www.upworthy.com\/tag\/parents\" target=\"_self\">parents tell them. <\/a>So when parents lie to prevent their kids to stop them from doing something dumb, the mistruth can take on a life of its own. The lie can get passed on from<a data-linked-post=\"2668791222\" href=\"https:\/\/www.upworthy.com\/what-is-generation-jones-the-unique-qualities-of-the-not-quite-gen-xer-ex1\" target=\"_blank\"> generation to generation<\/a> until it becomes <a href=\"https:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php?term=Zombie%20Lies\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">a zombie lie <\/a>that has a life of its own. Justin, known as 90sKid4Lyfe on TikTok<a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/90skid4lyfe\/?hl=en\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"> and Instagram, <\/a>put together a list of 10 <a data-linked-post=\"2670860608\" href=\"https:\/\/www.upworthy.com\/15-of-the-funniest-lies-parents-have-ever-told-their-kids-some-are-classics\" target=\"_blank\">lies that parents<\/a> told their kids<a href=\"https:\/\/www.upworthy.com\/what-is-generation-x-rp7\" target=\"_self\"> in the \u201890s,<\/a> and the <a data-linked-post=\"2654378866\" href=\"https:\/\/www.upworthy.com\/17-gen-x-memes-ex1\" target=\"_blank\">Gen X <\/a>kids in the comments thought it was spot on.<\/p><p>\u201cWhy was I told EVERY ONE of these?\u201d Brittany, the most popular commenter, wrote. \u201cI heard all of these plus the classic \u2018If you keep making that face, it will get stuck like that,\u2019\u201d Amanda added. After just four days of being posted, it has already been seen 250,000 times.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-tiktok wp-block-embed-tiktok\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"tiktok-embed\" cite=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/@90skid4lyfe\/video\/7360445355751787819\" data-video-id=\"7360445355751787819\" data-embed-from=\"oembed\" style=\"max-width:605px; min-width:325px;\"> <section> <a target=\"_blank\" title=\"@90skid4lyfe\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/@90skid4lyfe?refer=embed\">@90skid4lyfe<\/a> <p>Parents were always lying <a title=\"90s\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/tag\/90s?refer=embed\">#90s<\/a> <a title=\"90skids\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/tag\/90skids?refer=embed\">#90skids<\/a> <a title=\"parenting\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/tag\/parenting?refer=embed\">#parenting<\/a> <\/p> <a target=\"_blank\" title=\"\u266c Every Morning (Remastered) - Sugar Ray\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/music\/Every-Morning-Remastered-6705006288725608450?refer=embed\">\u266c Every Morning (Remastered) &#8211; Sugar Ray<\/a> <\/section> <\/blockquote> <script async src=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/embed.js\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n                    <p><br \/><\/p><h3>Here are Justin\u2019s 10 lies &#8217;90s parents told their kids:<\/h3><p>1. &#8220;You can&#8217;t drink coffee. It&#8217;ll stunt your growth.&#8221;<\/p><p>2. &#8220;If you pee in the pool, it&#8217;s gonna turn blue.&#8221;<\/p><p>3. &#8220;Chocolate milk comes from brown cows.&#8221;<\/p><p>4. &#8220;If you eat those watermelon seeds, you&#8217;ll grow a watermelon in your stomach.&#8221;<\/p><p>5. &#8220;Don&#8217;t swallow that gum. If you do, it&#8217;ll take 7 years to come out.&#8221;<\/p><p>6. &#8220;I told you we can&#8217;t drive with the interior light on. &#8230; It&#8217;s illegal.&#8221;<\/p><p>7. &#8220;Sitting that close to the TV is going to ruin your vision.&#8221;<\/p><p>8. &#8220;If you keep cracking your knuckles, you&#8217;re gonna get arthritis.&#8221;<\/p><p>8. &#8220;You just ate, you gotta wait 30 minutes before you can swim.&#8221;<\/p><p>10. &#8220;If you get a tattoo, you won&#8217;t find a job.&#8221;<\/p><p class=\"shortcode-media shortcode-media-rebelmouse-image\">        <figure class=\"rkv-rebelmouse\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/good-worldwide.go-vip.net\/qa-upworthy\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2025\/09\/origin-34883.png\" alt=\"&#039;90s kids, &#039;80s kids, puffy jackets, kids look like goonies, shopping carts, happy kids, free kids\" \/><figcaption>Some kids in the &#039;90s playing in a shopping cart.  <a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/kentclark\/15447587230\/in\/photolist-px3VuS-2oXGY45-2q8EpJH-teauu-2kS688m-2kS1rXr-aZZCvx-2kS1AHj-6pRX3E-2kRZLHn-5xAndo-2o7sgdV-x8FgB8-5Erubi-sAfusk-guiqwh-bC7ojF-bc7UaZ-2iGMANL-bdJ4Vi-9eY5Bu-2iw3e1o-2iGRSKS-aFbuaF-2jtVuiV-2iGMBy8-K791kD-hAKF7e-2o5uwqg-DGXXFU-2mhKmkf-YsB9iJ-2kT763C-hAKJ4M-b5YtyX-gtW9jP-2k92nwt-j5hAu-7t1wfE-2m2mnZa-gtW9m2-2iT8zsj-pNMach-efT54Y-9rDZJq-NQd8VY-aiZ5Ga-pKJv6Q-9i6jeN\" rel=\"nofollow\">via Kent Clark\/Flickr<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>                        <\/p><h2>Eight more lies that parents told their kids in the &#8217;90s<\/h2><p>Justin&#8217;s video was also<a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/Xennials\/comments\/1e4o1na\/lies_parents_told\/\" target=\"_blank\"> a hit on Reddit,<\/a> where many commenters had heard the same lies growing up. However, there were a few more that they remembered hearing as kids back in the day. Commenters added eight more items to his list of 10 things that parents lied to their kids about in the &#8217;90s. Here are some great ones Justin could use to create a follow-up video:<\/p><p>&#8220;When the ice cream man is playing music, that means he\u2019s all sold out.&#8221;<\/p><p>&#8220;You&#8217;ll never make any money messing around with that computer.&#8221;<br \/><\/p><p>&#8220;Dusty went to live on a farm.&#8221; <\/p><p class=\"shortcode-media shortcode-media-rebelmouse-image\">        <figure class=\"rkv-rebelmouse\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/good-worldwide.go-vip.net\/qa-upworthy\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2025\/09\/origin-34884.png\" alt=\"dogs, lassie dogs, dog on farm, dog at sunset, grass, trees, farms\" \/><figcaption>A beautiful shot of a dog on a farm.  <a href=\"https:\/\/www.canva.com\/photos\/\" rel=\"nofollow\">via Canva\/Photos<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>                        <\/p><p>&#8220;You&#8217;ll go to jail if you take the mattress tag off.&#8221;<\/p><p>&#8220;My in-laws told my husband (as a child) not to flip the light switch on and off because he would start a fire in the wall that would burn down the house.&#8221;<\/p><p>&#8220;I was also always told that if I played with the campfire, I would wet the bed that night.&#8221;<\/p><p>&#8220;Green potato chips are poisonous, and eating raw hot dogs gives you cancer.&#8221;<\/p><p>&#8220;My mom told me I couldn\u2019t put on the skin transfer tattoo that came with my chewing gum because the tattoo had drugs in it.&#8221;<\/p><p><em>This post originally appeared last year.<\/em><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Chocolate milk comes from brown cows.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":188286,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"alternative_headline":"","alternative_description":"","alternative_featured_image":0,"rkv_announcement":{"visible":true},"apple_news_api_created_at":"","apple_news_api_id":"","apple_news_api_modified_at":"","apple_news_api_revision":"","apple_news_api_share_url":"","apple_news_cover_media_provider":"image","apple_news_coverimage":0,"apple_news_coverimage_caption":"","apple_news_cover_video_id":0,"apple_news_cover_video_url":"","apple_news_cover_embedwebvideo_url":"","apple_news_is_hidden":"","apple_news_is_paid":"","apple_news_is_preview":"","apple_news_is_sponsored":"","apple_news_maturity_rating":"","apple_news_metadata":"\"\"","apple_news_pullquote":"","apple_news_pullquote_position":"","apple_news_slug":"","apple_news_sections":[],"apple_news_suppress_video_url":false,"apple_news_use_image_component":false,"partner_boost":false,"hide_partner_badge":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[280,145,146],"tags":[1123,982,135,1124,1125,1126,1127,1128,1129,1130,1131,1132,1133,1134],"sponsor":[],"rkv-people-shadow":[215,216],"class_list":["post-321","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-internet","category-pop-culture","category-popular","tag-90s-life","tag-90s-nostalgia","tag-popular_source-pageview","tag-90s-kid","tag-90skid4lyfe","tag-chewing-gum","tag-face-will-stick","tag-funny-tiktok","tag-justin-90s-kid","tag-lies-parents-tell","tag-old-school","tag-raised-in-90s","tag-tiktok-nostalgia","tag-tiktokers"],"edit_link":null,"apple_news_notices":[],"rkv_author":{"id":215,"name":"Tazreena Sajjad","display_name":"Tazreena Sajjad","first_name":"","last_name":"","nickname":"","url":"https:\/\/goodinc.com\/qa-upworthy\/author\/tazreena-sajjad\/","link":"https:\/\/goodinc.com\/qa-upworthy\/author\/tazreena-sajjad\/","description":"","slug":"tazreena-sajjad","avatar_urls":[],"email":false},"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO Premium plugin v27.1 (Yoast SEO v27.1.1) - 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