{"id":36,"date":"2025-09-29T18:55:00","date_gmt":"2025-09-29T18:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/good-worldwide.go-vip.net\/upworthy\/2025\/09\/29\/man-cracks-single-women-code-ex1\/"},"modified":"2025-09-29T18:55:00","modified_gmt":"2025-09-29T18:55:00","slug":"man-cracks-single-women-code-ex1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/goodinc.com\/qa-upworthy\/2025\/09\/29\/man-cracks-single-women-code-ex1\/","title":{"rendered":"Man’s side-splitting monologue on why ‘women don’t want to date’ is frighteningly accurate"},"content":{"rendered":"

There’s been a lot of discourse on the state of modern dating<\/a> and a lot of theories on why it seems harder than ever for people to find connection with romantic partners. Could it be that the achievement and education gaps<\/a> between men and women are altering the dynamics? Have social media and dating apps broken our brains<\/a> and hearts<\/a>? Do we all have unrealistic expectations and unlimited options, leading to never feeling satisfied with anything or anyone?<\/p>

Those are all intriguing options, but an alternate theory has recently arisen that’s quickly gaining steam: Maybe being single<\/a> isn’t as lonely as we think. Maybe being single is actually freaking awesome.<\/p>

A guy on TikTok who goes by @gettothepointbro<\/a> shared a hilarious monologue on why women who have been single for a long time “don’t want to date anymore.” Women say he absolutely nailed it.<\/p>

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At first, it might seem like he’s poking fun, either at single women or at the men who can’t seem to win them over. But not so! What he’s done is perfectly captured the joy many people find in being single and, frankly, able to do whatever the hell they want.<\/p>

“Some women have been single for so long they don’t date anymore, they grant you access to their peaceful little empire like a reluctant queen handing you a visitor’s badge,” he says. “You text her good morning and she’s already annoyed, like ‘Why are you disturbing the sacred silence of my personal growth journey?'”<\/p>

He goes on, “Bro she’s been sleeping diagonally in her bed for three years, she’s not giving up that territory because you opened the door and paid for coffee.”<\/p>

“You plan a cute date, she’s thinking ‘That sounds nice but also I could stay home, deep clean my apartment, do a 12 steps skincare routine, order sushi and not have to listen to a man breathe.'”<\/p>

“You try to check in emotionally, ‘How are you feeling?’ She’s feeling fantastic because you’re not here.”<\/p>

“You’re not competing with other guys. There are no other guys. You’re competing with her weighted blanket, her peace, her cat named Chairman Meow, and the simple joy of not having to share her fries.”<\/p>

These are just a few of the best lines from the nearly 2-minute rant, all delivered in the most amazing French accent you can imagine. Please, enjoy:<\/p>\n

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@erosbrousson<\/a>

DATING A GIRL WHO IS USED TO BE ALONE CAN BE VERY HARD . <\/p> \u266c original sound – \u00c9ros Brousson<\/a> <\/section> <\/blockquote>